"I love you very much and think of you and Jeffy often. I miss you very much. Don't worry about me, I'm fine. This is no worse than DEP meeting, just longer. The hardest part is that they made me RCPO so I have to babysit 88 recruits and be held to a much higher standard. They tell me regularly that if I screw up (mispronounce something) they'll fire me as RCPO, but if I keep my job, I'll get a special collar device and lead my division's drills at [some word I can't read]. I love you!"